captivecorpse

Guys.. me x almost EVERY Ninjago character. It’s canon trust-
          	
          	
          	Like, me and ALL the villains so far, except that disgusting genie, EuGH. Me and the ninja (Lloyd is sometimes platonic tho, bc like, I’m indecisive?) EVERY SINGLE MF FROM THE S4 (tournament of elements) ALL of them. Garmadon, bc obviously. Wu.. because of like two very specific fanfictions. And like, overall practically everyone bc I said so.
          	
          	Ugh, they’re all so fine. Everyone up until I think like the sons of Garmadon(?) are childhood crushes btw. Like, my beloved old quality line-messed up seasons of Ninjago (I think sons of Garmadon was basically when they had a glow up? Lwk i forgot when that came out tho, so?)
          	
          	ANYWAYS- like.. I’m a real loyal one guys obviously, never stopped loving these losers for a millisecond of my life (guys I have an actual life trust t-t) 

EEeRRrOr

@captivecorpse Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა ❤
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UltimateShipp3r

@captivecorpse YES YES YES 1000000% YES.
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          ( multi fandom one-shots are officially open
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          Where i will be writing one-shots specifically about your fictional others and your persona/oc for free. Of course, if you would like to support my work in any way you are more than welcome to "commission" me  (doing trades ,  discord deco  ,  or through any emergency coms)
          
          Once again, note that these are specifically catered to yourself and your yumeship scenarios. I would never charge people to read a proper fanfiction or normal reader insert one-shots ! !
          
          (nor am i even charging you, it's just something you CAN do. It's only necessary to those from yume-ship discord servers).
          
          
          
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-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ DID YOU NOT SLEEP. I KEPT GETTING NOTIFICATIONS THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT FROM YOU. 

captivecorpse

@-Noctis_Asahi-  True though… how dare I be so selfish, sleep doesn’t deserve me *sigh*
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captivecorpse

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@-Noctis_Asahi-
            
            NOOO I HAD A GOOD REASON I SWEARRRR. IT WAS LIKE WAY TOO HOT (British weather is so gah damn bipolar istg) AND I COULDN’T OPEN THE WINDOW SO I WAS JUST BURNING UP THE WHOLE NIGHTTTT :(
            
            Also my ass Lwk forgot how to breathe for a while and forced myself to stay awake so I knew I was like- breathing and stuff. Idek how that happened tbh, I think I ate something that began choking me from being like semi-allergic or smth?? No clue. But uh, I’m good AND I got to read an ass ton of fics so it’s worth it frfr
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-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ @-Noctis_Asahi- 
            
            Shame on you... how could you deny the selfless, generous gift of the lesser death (we actually call sleep that). 
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UltimateShipp3r

Hmmmmm....Ninjago...I see I see...

UltimateShipp3r

@captivecorpse HAVE YOU READ MAFUS BOOKS?? :>
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UltimateShipp3r

@captivecorpse I ALSO NEEED MORE MALE READER FICSSS
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UltimateShipp3r

@captivecorpse UGHHHHH YESSS I DO AS WELLLLLL
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UltimateShipp3r

Hmmmm... I see you added an MID x reader to your list...

UltimateShipp3r

@captivecorpse HELP ITS OKKKKK (I have another male MID fic... )
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captivecorpse

@UltimateShipp3r   YESSSS UFH I’VE BEEN TRYNNA FIND A FIC FOREVER (I’ve genuinely read all of them on here. Like, EVERY mid thing.. sob)
            
            anyway- damn… I’mma prolly get so much judgement from the other stuff I plan on adding TnT
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captivecorpse

Guys.. me x almost EVERY Ninjago character. It’s canon trust-
          
          
          Like, me and ALL the villains so far, except that disgusting genie, EuGH. Me and the ninja (Lloyd is sometimes platonic tho, bc like, I’m indecisive?) EVERY SINGLE MF FROM THE S4 (tournament of elements) ALL of them. Garmadon, bc obviously. Wu.. because of like two very specific fanfictions. And like, overall practically everyone bc I said so.
          
          Ugh, they’re all so fine. Everyone up until I think like the sons of Garmadon(?) are childhood crushes btw. Like, my beloved old quality line-messed up seasons of Ninjago (I think sons of Garmadon was basically when they had a glow up? Lwk i forgot when that came out tho, so?)
          
          ANYWAYS- like.. I’m a real loyal one guys obviously, never stopped loving these losers for a millisecond of my life (guys I have an actual life trust t-t) 

EEeRRrOr

@captivecorpse Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა ❤
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UltimateShipp3r

@captivecorpse YES YES YES 1000000% YES.
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-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ How about now?? Tried to make the quality of the cover better as much as possible. 

-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ @captivecorpse 
            
            Guess only I will realize just how creative I can be... damn it. 
            
            *making out noises*
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-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ @captivecorpse 
            
            Stoppp... now you got my ahh confused, too. I made that while sleep deprived... and I don't think I'll be able to really fix it, grrr. 
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captivecorpse

@-Noctis_Asahi- ..I.. I fear I MAY be too dyslexic for this </3
            
            I KINDA SEE IT NOW??? I think it’s the “n” that’s throwing me off though? Like, idek how to describe it properly- ermm.. the fancy flick thing (that I assume is supposed to be there? To like, make it more of a finished n-) looks like, well not there? I think? Idk it might be my eyes, or just wattpad itself? It looks like.. mh- a “r” or like a “y”?? Both?? Man I think staring down at the darn thing like it owes me smth is making me see it differently each time T^T
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captivecorpse

Man i DESPISE how quickly my devices can go dead. And like, my charger is kinda weird (gotta adjust the damn wire each time just so it can charge my crap ) so erm.. :c
          
          ALSO ALSO- tf you mean I’mma have to verify my age just to use my phone now??? TF?? Idek if it’s true or nah, but I refuse to update my phone and take the chances. (It’s just in the uk, I think? And for Ios.) But like, man if I randomly out of the blue go COMPLETELY silent for at least a month whole know THAT is the reason.

EEeRRrOr

@captivecorpse Good luck with your phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა ❤
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-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ @captivecorpse 
            
            I'd give them my dad's bank info as long as they don't ask my age /silly ahh
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captivecorpse

@-Noctis_Asahi-  LITERALLY THO- I have the damn thing strapped to the leg of this really tall fan just so it charges T-T
            
            
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            ALSO- EXACTLY !!! LIKE… I’mma have to like, go o-OUTSIDE into the scary world and wilderness.. and like.. eat grass.. and like socialise to people FACE to FACE?? Like.. not even lip to lip, what a shame. (It’s worse because like, I don’t even have a driving licence that would work. I have a different kind- lwk forgot the name, learners ig? For most countries, it’s called smth different for me tho.)
            
            And like, it works for some stuff but for something like THIS it wouldn’t.. ugh, and like ughhh the damn pricks wanna have every piece of info on me just so I can use my phone?? LIKE?? If you want my whole identity and bank info, and all that you’re like… probably able to find that somehow anyway. Especially the government if it’s tied to the whole “child safety act” we have.
            
            BUT UH THE LONG AS I DON’T UPDATE IT AND BE POSSIBLY CURSED IF IT ENDS UP TO BE A TRUE THING I’LL BE FINE >:3
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-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ BETA ENTERED THE ASYLUM, absolutely traumatized. 
          
          He was drenched head to toe in a slimy, suspiciously green substance that smelled like a mix of raw sewage and alien armpit. 
          
          His usually calm demeanor had been utterly destroyed, replaced by the haunting image of a man who had seen far too much. For the first time since he was created, Iblis sobbed. And not just any sobbing... this was the full-on ugly cry. 
          
          His face was buried in his gloved hands, his body shook, and the muffled wails echoed through the hallways. 
          
          Segments and staff alike paused in their daily routine, staring at the broken shell of their once-unshakable (Father Figure) companion.
          
          Beta, without so much as a word, marched directly toward the nearest bathroom, determined to scrub away not only the green goo but the emotional trauma that clung to him like a bad rash.
          
          Meanwhile... Billy. Oh, Billy. The bald menace had returned, looking quite different. 
          
          If you thought the Martian bloodbath would’ve humbled him, you clearly don’t know Billy. 
          
          He strutted in, completely covered in glue. All hard, crusty, dried-up glue that had him locked in a permanent statue-like stance. 
          
          His posture was rigid, limbs frozen at awkward angles, like he’d attempted some insane modern art pose and got stuck halfway.
          
          Billy’s usual swagger was gone, replaced by stiff, jerky movements as he shuffled into the place like some half-baked golem. 
          
          His skin, which now had the delightful texture of a kindergarten art project gone wrong, cracked and creaked with each step.

-Noctis_Asahi-

“Hey, Beta,” Billy croaked, his voice a mix of raspy triumph and glue-induced regret, “Guess who’s back... and harder than a rock!” 
            
            He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively but, unfortunately, couldn’t wink as the glue had fused his eyelids together. 
            
            So, instead, his entire face just twitched, making him look like a glitching robot.
            
            While Beta was probably off somewhere trying to scrub Martian blood and emotional damage from his soul, Billy stood in the middle of the place, proudly showing off his new ‘rock-hard’ exterior. 
            
            But, not in the good way. 
            
            In the "I-rolled-in-a-puddle-of-industrial-strength-glue-and-now-I’m-stuck-like-this" way.
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-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ lowkey feel I can do much better everytime I look at my old works, lmao 

-Noctis_Asahi-

⸝⸝ ꒰ @captivecorpse 
            
            It will be forever remembered (the details, bro... I wish I saved those freaking screenshots, I forgot shi. Damn ‹/3)
            
            ..
            
            I'M WRITING, OKAY??? I'm trying to be accurate which is why I'm taking time for the first two requests... ehehehe. 
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captivecorpse

@-Noctis_Asahi  Mmh true, but your old work shall ALWAYS have a very special and highly valued place in my heart fr
            
            ..
            
            you uh, ahem, MAY have to remind me of your beautiful talent and improvement though soon with those lovely oneshots… mmmhhh….
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-Noctis_Asahi-

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⸝⸝ ꒰ Once inside, Beta sat quietly, staring at the floor as the aircraft ascended, his calm exterior betraying nothing of the chaos that had just transpired. 
          
          He began to hum a little tune, lost in thought, as though lulling himself into a meditative state, his eyes (beneath the mask) distant as the world zoomed past outside the window.
          
          Billy, meanwhile, sat with his legs crossed like a philosopher ready to drop some wisdom.
          
          "You know," He started, completely out of nowhere, staring into the distance. "Being alone on the toilet is proof that you'll always be alone when shit goes down."
          
          Beta, mid-hum, paused. 
          
          His head slowly tilted, his expression unreadable beneath his mask. 
          
          But Billy wasn't finished.
          
          "You're never alone, Beta," Billy said, turning his gaze to him with an unnerving intensity. "Never. Even on the toilet, you're never so."
          
          Beta finally lifted his eyes, processing the deeply philosophical nonsense Billy had just spewed. 
          
          But something didn't feel right.
          
          Wait.
          
          The segment looked over to where Billy had been sitting - Yet, he was gone.
          
          Beta's eyes darted around the helicopter in confusion, his calm composure finally cracking, heart rate spiking. 
          
          The seat next to him - where Billy was moments ago - was now completely empty. 
          
          Beta's stomach dropped.
          
          He glanced toward the cockpit.
          
          Oh no. 
          
          Oh no no no.