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-Haha, you like guys!
            
            Not like I like liking GUYS
            
            - LMAO, you just admitted that you like guys!
            
            You have no point, no argument, and are just saying whatever. But so am I. 
            
            -Bro what
            
            -Also, I might just like guys just because of how they look. Y’know, gender envy.
            
            -So like, you want to be a guy?
            
            I don’t know 
            Shrug nonmalenonfemale emoji
            
            -Are you like, straight?
            
            No. No way I am! If I was then I wouldn’t have binge read a bunch of yuri manga a while back every-night to eventually become an expert on the topic
            
            -Oh ok. Then do you have a…preference for guys? That’s all you mentioned previously. 
            
            That’s because you brought it up, and no 
            I prefer girls (reference that was a reference)
            
            - Ok wow cool whatever explosion emojis
            
            
            
            And that’s how you write nonsense dialogue