💘 Rom-com author writing awkward kisses, fake dates, and chaotic cats.
😂 Expect snark, banter, and messy but lovable characters.
📖 Current WIP: Rent-A-Killer
🐾 Featuring Sydney, Callum, and one very opinionated feline.



💕 Steam Meter 💕

Because love comes in all temperatures...

🍭 Cute & Quirky
Sweet kisses, hand-holding, and plenty of awkward charm. PG vibes.

💋 Slow Burn Flirt
Lots of tension, swoony moments, and fade-to-black spice. Think steamy if you squint.

🔥 Chili Heat
Open-door scenes with heart, humor, and some tangled sheets. You'll blush, but you'll laugh too.

🥵 Whoa There, Cupid
Scorching chemistry, playful dirty talk, and "Did I just read that on a park bench?" levels of spice.

🍓 Send Help, I'm Sweating
NSFW chaos. Banter between or during steamy scenes. Kinks welcome. Probably don't read this in public.




If you like dark and funny rom-coms, stay. If you like your darkness with fangs and tragedy-find my other profile, @K_Blackwood.