im bored

It’s 2 am I’m should be sleeping gang (I just realized there a announcement to my followers thing )

Marry chemas?
          Is today x-max?
          

what does the white cat says
          
          "-9.557522123893806"
          
          (this is not the part of the lore and i made this puzzle for fun)

I'm bored can I have some good fanfic