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"Mans' best friend".
"The one you least suspect".
Picture this; Two extraterrestrial operatives. One black, one white. One curly, one silky. One diligent, one... well -- not as diligent. Nevertheless, both have been paired together and assigned to a far-off planet by the name of Earth. Their objective is loud and clear:
1.) Blend in among the dominant inhabitants without raising suspicion.
2.) Gather valuable intel on said inhabitants' strengths and weaknesses.
3.) Exploit those weaknesses and usurp the planet as their own territory.
Like a wolf in sheep's clothing; And all in the name of the ever-expanding Cana'Nin Empire. Rest assured, these pitiful Earthlings won't know what hit them. That is, if Ms. Adreau's two "pets" ever get around to it. Though to cut 'em some slack, planetary conquest is no simple feat. Especially when there're squirrels to investigate, mail carriers to monitor, and belly rubs to be had.