Comical Stories

When a top secret science research centre accidentally contaminates the lube factory next door with T-rex genomes, Izzy Stradlin, after a long night of polydrug use and alcohol abuse, gets the bright idea to inject his newly bought sexual lubricant straight into his vein, creating something monsterous in the process. IZZYSAURUS. A sexy, guitar playing Godzilla sized guy with sunglasses and a rocker mop. An indulgent story which delves into the imagination and tickles the funny bone.

This novel is inspired by a true story. I hope that this novel changes your perspectives on life and you hopefully will start to see what a miracle life is. Life can be beautiful, if you make it beautiful. Life can be full of love, if you accept the love you are given. This is a book based on conquering your fears, opening yourself up to new things, and living life to its full extent. Blair, was diagnosed with acute myeloid leukemia the summer before high school, she's determined to fulfill everything on her bucket list before she surrenders to leukemia. But when she falls in love will it ruin all her plans? Max, a nerd with a messed up past. Meets a girl that changes his outlook on life and is devoted to helping this girl fulfill all her wishes. Will his love for her change everything?

No family is normal. This one's on another level. Five teenagers by the name of Amelia, Bro, Lily, Porter and Zaire live together as a family. The odd thing about them? None of them are related to each other. The five live their day to day lives in Seallium Realm, a world full of sentient toy seals. As much as they try to keep things normal, it's a lot harder than it seems. From traveling to other islands and meeting new people to stopping a rage-built villain and his army of copious copies, adventure just seems to be around every corner!

She was powerful and she could fight. She stood strong and took the hurricane of pain. Is her past to much for everybody.Is what she is to much.Is the pain to much for her. Well you too will have to find out. Even though she went through that can he help her. Can he be the one to be a reason her life is better. Can he be the reason she is happy again. Could he be the reason her past is healed. The answer yes because she was his and he was hers. !!!!NEEDS EDITING

Jokes. Corny, dark, puns. All types of jokes!

So, like in the past few months I've been having some really interesting, strange, crazy and all around exciting dreams, and I thought it might be a cool thing to post on wattpad and see what everyone thinks! This is basically just going to be me comedically telling the story of the dreams I have, so don't expect novel quality here, just random "so like this happened because idk wtf??" so yeah.

Abuse....Torment....Rage....Neglect, A boy is adopted by a deadly creed after being abused by his family, With Blood in his veins and hate in his heart, will he walk the path of evil, or will he fight in the shadows to protect the light.

Read the title you numpty

He proposed to her before he left for a business trip to Russia. He promised he would return in a week. Now, it has been 3 months... Sera has grown suspicious of his "business trip", and has decided to ride a plane to Moscow and surprise him.

Scarlet is a dragon, an SkyWing, and she had a pretty good life. But then,the grate war came. Everyone was against each other, after Queen Tsunami died. Scarlet was part of a prophecy, a dragonet prophecy. And she was destined to save the world. Read to find out what happens!

Meera finds solace in escaping to Paris every few months, it helps her re-fuel for the days of drudgery ahead. This time, the trip is riddled with events that turn her life upside-down. Does she manage to overcome them? Read the short story to learn more about the unexpected mystery of how Meera copes.

Who wants to read a Oneshot or two of my characters and au's where they all do random stuff? I do, and you do too if your'e reading this. Characters included are:

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Some story ideas I thought of. If you decide to use one just Dm me and send me a link for your story, would love to read!

Daphne Monroe is back! After her unforgettable one-night school performance ending in a food fight and a teacher resulting in a black eye, Daphne is hanging her head in shame. But not for long! Our favourite misfit is trying again, especially now that a Prince has KISSED her. That's right, Prince Dreamboat only went and landed one on her after she fled from the...ehm....school theatre in front of everyone. Now Daphne is trying to figure out where she and the Prince stand, enduring endless detentions with SourFace Perez just because a TINY bit of potato caught her in the eye, and making more mess and mishaps with her best friends Eddie, Alex, Fiona and Jade. Only this time...they are going international. Eddie and Jade's fabulous parents whisk the fivesome off for a jet setting holiday in Venice during the summer holidays...what could go wrong? Everything, probably. But that's never kept Daphne down before.

It’s another typical day in the life of Ms. Aggie Underhill… Flying with her best friend Betty to Palm Springs, staying with an eccentric interior designer, the fish-nabbing of a $200,000 fish, a kidnapping of an actress and lastly a murder. Naturally curious, Aggie can’t help but be nosy. Despite numerous warnings from her daughter to mind her own business, Aggie takes detective matters through the world of gossip into her own hands. How could she possibly resist? If you like sassy, independent, crime solving women then you’re in for a treat. You’ll love the Ms. Aggie Underhill Mysteries.

'Vvid' is the top video platform. The streamers(Vmer) create realistic and fun contents. But what if they aren't CG? What if the videos are real? It has been a secret that video creators live in the virtual world of 'Vvid' dominated by AI. But one day, Jia is summoned to this virtual world. "I don't want to be Vmer. I have to go home. I'm just studying for...SAT!!" Android / Virtual -tuber / SF / Romance / Bitter sweet love / Angst Illustrator : JK

All of the Jokes and Memes are made by me.😇😇😇😆😆😆

(Somthing I wrote in elementary 😂) Long ago there was a legend, a folk tale, a myth that tells of 6 people. Each given a Gem/Stone of power as a curse or a gift. Passed down from generations. When it's found in the hands of six unlikely kids. They'll have to overcome their differences and hardships to form a team with great power that can destroy anything in they're way! But let's remember there teens and getting along won't be so easy. In there journey they'll make deadly enemy's and learn eachother secrets, they'll find out the truths about certaint mysterious pasts. What exactly? Read the keepers and find out! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Do you know who she is? Behind the mask?" -Hunter "NO!" I screamed. "No. He's not dead...H-He's not." -Emmy "Hit it with all you got!" -Scarlet "Whats happening?" -Angel "It can't be. Can it?" -Maddieson "Y-your a talking w-weasel!" -Max -------"Now it's time to clear the game and add some new pawns to the board."-Kitsune-------- (written in 6th-7th grade) (warning may be cringey)

The socially awkward Zylen loves to stay informed on gossip and whatnot. He also somehow ended up with the role of greeting new people to the school. New people like Jerome. Jerome is one of those flawless people you admire with a burning passion. In a world of perfect people he would be the vice secretary. Or maybe even the secretary. Either way, Zylen is jealous. To add insult to injury, Jerome lives so close. Zylen is always ready to start some drama. But jealousy is a passion...