Satirical Stories

Pieces from other stories; snippets of what could have been in another time, another place, and another world entirely.

Freddy Fazbear never thought he'd fall for a 5'5 king like Thom Yorke, but when gravity brings these two together, nothing can stop them. Follow Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood as they fight their way to victory to save the Animatronics from the notorious Purple Guy and his evil musician army! ***[UPDATE & Authors Note] Trigger Warning for SA, Gore, PTSD, Trauma in general, and most of all, A Nonsensical Silly Concept of a Story + an absurd amount of references. ALSO: please rate and tell me if my writing is shit ass bootycheeks. I'm rlly trying with the newer chapters.

The Protagonist is as generic as ever. He is kind, good-looking, and doesn't get attention from girls until he gets to highschool. But we aren't the Protagonist. The Protagonist is actually our twin brother. We are the Side Character thrusted into the chaos. Now Y/N has to help his twin brother survive the tropes thrown at him and try to not to get roped in to his shenanigans... though that might be impossible. Who knows? Maybe we'll find love too. (This is satire, in case you couldn't tell.)

trump x biden

The Sanctum has fallen. In a single night, one of Canokyo's most secure institutions is reduced to an empty husk; the duo responsible seemingly untraceable. Fear spreads through the town, a returning distrust has been branded back onto conduits- more specifically, Arlem. Arrested and forced into the middle of a crisis he barely understands, Arlem must face the inevitably of a threat thought long forgotten. With his decisions sifting his future down to a single path, Arlem needs to hope he makes the right one to see Canokyo through to its next chapter.

Clementine was just an average girl trying to survive a demented household. She's just like anyone else; she wakes up in the morning, puts her legs one at a time in pants, and pours cereal before milk. It wasn't until an unfortunate night that resulted in her getting sold to the critically acclaimed German rock band, Tokio Hotel, as an assistant that her life drastically changed for the better and for the worse. As her professional and personal life blends in, she has no choice but to adapt to these changes. Stakes are high, but Bill's hair volume is higher EVERYONE IN THE BAND WILL NOT BE NEGLECTED!!!! YES, EVEN GEORG AND GUSTAV WILL BE RECEIVING ATTENTION IN THE FIC CUZ THEY DESERVE JS AS MUCH LOVE AS THE KAULITZ TWINS

This is a satirical plan that Canada could use to take over the world. I would like to stress that I am being 100% sarcastic and stuff in this piece. I would also like to apologize in advance for any brain cells that you may lose while reading this.

Y/N is a new employee at Cambridge University. But a new love interest would change her view on life forever. (this is satire)

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W, an 11-year-old resident of a small midwestern city, finds themself called for jury duty in a property dispute over the underworld. It gets weird from there. Soon enough, the story unravels, revealing itself to have been some sort of poorly constructed metaphor the whole time. A previous draft of Author's note received this praise: "Cleverly written... Adventure Yarn. Probe the deep mysteries of life" -My Grandma "The deepest trees of life?" -My Dad "Witty, thought provoking... surprising" -Uncredited This story has a sort of chaos in it that is easily explained by the way it has been haunting me for almost a decade. Over the years, I have attempted to squeeze it into a dozen different meanings, but my previous efforts, lacking an ending to limit them, always seem to bulge out through the cracks. It is a parasite on my soul. I cannot give it up and so have decided, instead, to publish it. Don't read this story. It's bad. Sincerely, The Author PS Updates every 15 days.

~ TW // Death , Violence ~ Skylar, a regular 24 year old, knows how it is to be in love with someone. Marissa knows the same. But when Skylar reveals their father's death to the love of their life, things change. For the better, or for worse? That is for you to decide. This is a story of tragedy, fates, and a good ole' slice of cheesecake! [ Cover by Bumblie_ on Picrew, Twitter and Instagram ] [ Thank yous to @whokilleddamien and @ch_rrynestor for inspo to make this into acc lore~ ]

These are my random ideas of either sarcastical/satirical skits, relatable skits, and so on...

(A football/soccer club gijinka/personification story.) Ever wonder how football clubs would react at promotion? How about relegation? Wonder no more! Born from the founders' love for the beautiful game, physical embodiments of Bundesliga clubs will answer all your questions. Rated T for swearing, drinking, and suggestive scenes. Contains queer people. If you're a queerphobe, steer clear of this story, please! This is the old version of Bundeslihaha. It has 33 chapters written in 2014-17, as well as 8 chapters of newly-added bonus material. The new version, "Bundeslihaha Redux", is still in progress. Stay tuned! DO NOT REPOST THIS STORY OR MY ART ANYWHERE!

What can I say that hasn't already been said? Well, I guess an introduction will suffice. My name is Tommy Benard, and I have been single my whole life. Okay, there was that one time in tenth grade, but that doesn't count. At the cusp of 21, I realized that I was getting lonelier and older. Not the best mix for a man who wants to have a family. At the start of the new year, I made a resolution to find a girlfriend. I got every dating app imaginable... and the rest was history. This is my story of how I began to date the only girl that gave me a chance. Will I end up marrying her? Will we have a summer heartbreak? Only the future knows that. But no matter, I am going to write down everything anyway.

Joseph Robinette Biden falls in love with Elizabeth Wooldridge Grant

A book for writing prompts focused on the Statehouse.

help this is satire

This is where I like to complain about school, the people around me, and life in general, through advice and sarcastic comments. It's called Code of Conduct because my school rules are poorly disguised by the words "Code of Conduct", only they're really bad. So I thought I'd write my own, much better code of conduct. ***Disclaimer***: I don't mean to offend anyone. I'm just making a few bad, sarcastic jokes. Sometimes the dreadful person I'm describing is myself.

swear warning and satire i was bored

Are you looking to debunk stereotypes and myths when it comes to creating and writing African characters? Well, look no further! This might just be the book for you. Keyword there is MIGHT. Here's a collection of rants, personal experiences, thoughts on culture and controversial topics, opinions, and rants. lots of rants. Can be used as a guidebook as well. That works too.