Amusing Stories

Hello, viewers! Welcome to this book of quotes from my books, but completely ruined by yeeting them into Hypertranslate and seeing what we get! Enjoy!!

A contract was all it took to change Lola's life. A signed paper was what it took to ruin it and a controlling mom and dad was what it took to take over it. Jason had always been the reason behind Lola's scarred past. She wasn't one to show hatred. Matter-of-factly, she despised hatred. But when it came to Jason Parker, nothing could change the one emotion she felt towards him. Loathe and Hate. When Lola's parents forced her into a contract stating that she was legally married to Jason Parker, her life completely takes a turn for what seems to be the worst. Now the complete opposite couples must learn to stand one another. Maybe even love, but will Lola's past and feelings prevent that from happening? Or will Jason continue and make Lola's life a living nightmare. A marriage contract is all it takes.

A teenage year old girl who is parentless has defective problems in her life. She cuts school. She's just miserable. She runs away from a helpful shelter for homeless. Where can she go now?

A 70 year old man with dissociative amnesia and a dejected 20 years old aspiring basketball player takes a bicycle ride. The end of the journey gives a valuable point to the Boy and a tragic ending to the Old man

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Caroline is 16 when she suddenly decides that her perfectly normal and loving home life is absolutely and completely intolerable. Suddenly moving out of home in 1988 is the beginning of a 13 year journey. As the journey continues, the passage of time has no significance. Always with the ability to find the humorous side, each address marks another chapter in Caroline's life and is the backdrop for the people she meets and the events that occur. Accommodation varies from unheated rooms and houses with wheel-less cars jacked-up outside to Regency flats and rural cottages. Transportation means vary from a single use bicycle, to Betsa and the faithful Dwanetta. Flatmates vary from a lovely Brummie and a singing nun to a dying dog, a ginger laminator, a 3 nippled geek and an accidental spell with a local drugs baron. Events vary from harbouring boarding schoolgirls, exercising racehorses, the occasional rave, trading in shampoo and marmite on toast to looking for stolen laundry, going undercover and self-defence with a hockey stick. Jobs vary from not having one to shop work, bartending and au pair through to getting a toe on the corporate ladder. There is infatuation, and love from various sources so there is also disappointment, and breakups by varying means and for various reasons. Education varies from a bit of formal study to a large dollop of the University of Life. The latter being the real reason Caroline left home in the first place - to grow up in her own way through her own experiences with no-one else to blame but herself and the interesting hand that life deals along the way. Caroline moves home 19 times, only to find that the 20th move takes her to the last place she ever expected to be. Back where she started. Things aren't always as they seem...

Jess Spike had come to know as a fact that nothing good ever happened in life, at least not to her. She had come to realize that once you feel that amber of hope in your heart, the chances of it turning into a fire were zero. Nothing was forever. Everything had its own ending. Constantly snapping at every one, being bitter and sarcastic, acting insensitive and emotionless, keeping up her facade had become her life. She's used to being in control, being able to intimidate everyone, she's used to getting her way with things and working til the crack of dawn. So she's completely thrown off guard when Connor Woods walks into her life, turning everything around, infuriating her to no end, taking control of everything she had ever come to know, opening doors to new possibilities and Jess, can not stand it. Love lies...but real eyes realize lies.

Just some random comebacks to tell to those annoying *female dogs* or even to ur friends!

This story is about a brave boy named josh going on an adventure to kill the God of the underworld named Hades. He was sent by Zeus. Read to find out what adventures josh goes on in order to restore good to the world.

Rin wished he had called out before it was to late. But he didn't, and now he has to deal with things that aren't normal. Weirdo teachers, his adopted father being alive and almost the same age as him, timetravel, his powers going out of whack, being lonely, finding out things he never knew, the possibility of Paralell Dimensions, and now a uncontrollable attraction to his older half-brother who thinks its fun to see him squirm.

One afternoon, while Ben and Jenny play in the garden, Ben notices a pair of extremely hairy legs belonging to a huge creature hiding in their hedge. Just as they investigate, they are called in for tea. From that moment on, the pair attempt to determine what the creature is. During the night, they watch from their bedroom window and can see the outline of a hairy shape lurking in the darkness. It had to be a monster didn't it? What did that monster want? The whole thing was turning into a mystery. Why had the cucumber patch been destroyed? Had the creature taken the fruit bowl? Why would the prize roses be beheaded? Was the creature trying to get their attention? The whole thing had turned into a hairy-legged mystery!

Gabriella only realizes true love exists when she falls for the new guy in school at first seight. follow her adventures as this shy girl tries to balance her life afterwrds. Love isn't always easy, but falling in love is pretty easy.

Written by Clara Bratton Illustrated by Holly Boblett Isleen Levi is a 15 year old girl in an endless dream. She learns quotes in each setting she ends up in. Isleen doesn't know what's happening, or why her dreams seem to continue forever. Time doesn't seem to pass when she's asleep. Maybe that's why. People in her dreams, soon visit her when she's awake. What's real and what's fake? Why is this happening? Note: I used quotes I found that really liked, they inspired me to write this. I hope you like it.

Lauren Mitchell never did have the courage to step up and tell someone to go away, she wanted to stay in her room all the time so she didn't get hurt. Until one day, a mysterious boy came along and changed Lauren's life around; but not in the normal type of way. She began to realize that the types of girls & boys that are the trouble, are not exactly scary. This made the mysterious boy Peter have an idea that could make Lauren's life the life she had always wanted. But to get that life, the hassle wasn't going to be easy. Nothing ever was when your name was Lauren.

"She was sent to survive his city. He made her want to burn it down." She came to steal back her brother. He offered her a deal that could destroy them both. In a city ruled by beauty and blood, desire might be the most dangerous sin of all. When Lyraen, a lower fae assassin, infiltrates the High Fae capital to find her abducted brother, she expects death to find her first. Instead, it finds her in the form of Prince Khaos-the forbidden heir with a reputation as dark as his name and eyes sharp enough to cut through her every lie. After a failed assassination attempt leaves Khaos questioning everyone around him, he makes Lyraen an impossible offer: protect him from the unseen traitor in his court, and he'll help her find her brother. But in a city where loyalty is a luxury and secrets are currency, every glance between them feels like a blade pressed to the skin. As the danger closes in, the tension between them burns hotter than the fire that threatens to consume Khaos's throne. And when the truth of her brother's disappearance comes to light, Lyraen will learn that love, like magic, always demands a sacrifice.

Auston Edwards is the super-gorgeous super-rich jock next door. He has been blessed with everything a guy his age would ask for. He has the talent, the personality, the looks and the money, everything that one would envy. The one and only thing he lacks is his unability to love. No watter how many girls want to catch his attention, nobody has been quite successful. Through 16 years of his life, he has been waiting for that one girl who could make his heart beat. One girl who could prove to him that he was human, and he indeed, loved.

The forgotten city of Ketana was discovered by a couple of teenagers going on a boat ride. The teens got lost and ended up in Ketana. The inhabitants are very surprised when they saw 4 young people walking across the beach. Will these kids keep this place a secret, or will they end up putting these inhabitants in danger?